Vol. I · No. 1 Saturday Edition £29

The Best Man

Speech Writer
The speech they'll be quoting for years

The speech is already in you.
We just get it out.

Tell us about your mate — the stories, the disasters, the details only you know. We write three full speeches — different tones, same stories. You pick the one that fits.

Answer a few questions. Three speeches ready in 60 seconds. £29, one-time.

Here's the kind of thing you'll get.

Every speech is built from what you tell us — your stories, your mate, your words.

Opener № I
“Before I begin — the hotel has asked me to remind you that the standing ovation at the end of this speech must be kept to under two minutes. They've got a christening at four.”
Jim's best man
Opener № II
“I've been asked to read a short message from the lads at the firm. It says: ‘Hannah — we've worked next to him for fourteen years. We tried to warn you. We sent emails.’”
Tom's best man
Opener № III
Prague. Stag weekend. Half eleven at night.
Dan at the bar.
Ordering a pint in Czech.
Gets brought a plate of sausages.
Eats every one. Pays. Says nothing.
Dan's best man
How it works
I

Tell us about him

Answer a few questions — how you met, his finest moments, the stories you'll never let him forget.

II

We write three speeches

Different tones, same material. You pick the one that fits, and it's yours to deliver.

III

Walk up knowing you've got something good

Copy it, tweak it if you like. Then deliver the speech he deserves.

Tell us about your mate.

We'll write the rest.

The Offer

Three full speeches. Personalised. Instantly.

Answer a few questions, pay once, and get three complete speeches — written around your stories, ready to deliver. If none of them work for you, email us and we’ll sort it.

Not happy with your speeches? Email us and we’ll fix it or refund it.

Three speeches, you choose Not templated — built from your stories No subscription Email support if anything goes wrong